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Yes Sir, please we can only accept Credit Card or Western Union, we have seen many malware and potential virus on your desktop, so it is urgent that you give us your Credit Card informations sir.

Sure I can also go to western union tomorrow and send you money.
Can we now please go on with the virus?

Sir ok, i just want to make sure you understand me. Right now, your PC is a high risk for national security and world wide pandemic expansion. So it is really urgent. So please tell me, do you use online banking, do you watch p0rn on your desktop or do you surf to unsecure webpages? So at the moment we are seeing much attacks from your PC to the wold wirde internet, this is why we need your Credit Card number to fix this. Your local government is already alerted and we need to fix as soon as possible. Sir you understand this? Sir?

I told you I don't know about credit cards.
My MS-DOS is also not connected to the internet.
Why do you telling these lies and not helping me with my virus?

So Sir please listen to me. We can see you are sending virus and malware into the internet. This is a major issue that we need to fix right now. So, is there anybody in your house with a Credit Card?

No, I live alone. I also told you I don't have these fancy new thing like internet here.

Ok Sir, so in first place i need to disable your PC now. We are legitimate Support for Microsoft Tech and Windows Helpdesk and you are interested in fixing your Desktop issues. Sir is this right? Yes?

Sure but how you will do this? You are not here. Should I type shutdown –s in my pc now?

Warum antwortet denn niemand dem scoreoff?

Alter, 5 Seiten seit gestern? ^^'

...ach nee, war gestern hier nur nicht online. oO xD

Tobey! Wir dachten, du wärest tot!

Wie, man hat mich vermisst? Das wäre mir neu. ^^'

Das habe ich auch nicht gesagt.^^

Ich hab ihn vermisst.

Klang gestern aber nicht so.

Weil du nicht da warst, wie soll es dann auch klingen bei dir

Wollte erst echt die ganzen 3 Tage nachlesen hier, aber nach 2 Seiten war meine Energie weg ._.

Aber es wäre noch ne Seite drin gewesen mit der Energie, die jetzt der Beitrag gekostet hat